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FILED 11 / 22 / 1963
CODENAME // DEALEY PLAZA INCIDENT
The Magic Bullet & The Umbrella Man
Three shooters. Two ledgers. One silenced witness pattern.
The Warren Commission concluded a single bullet executed seven wounds across two bodies while changing direction mid-flight. This is physically REDACTED.
The Man on the grassy knoll opened his on a cloudless day at the precise moment of the first shot. He was never identified by REDACTED.
34 witnesses to the events died of "unrelated causes" within 3 years. Statistical probability: 1 in 100,000,000,000,000.
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