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FILED 08/14/2010
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The Berenstain Bears Problem

Berenstain. Berenstein. You remember it one way. They printed it the other way. Both of these statements are true. The CERN test in 2008 punched a hole.


The first major Mandela Effect observation post-dates September 10, 2008. The Large Hadron Collider was first powered on September 10, 2008. The first collision occurred September 19, 2008, was anomalous, and was REDACTED from the public log. The next collision was November 23, 2009. In the interim: 14 months of unexplained downtime, officially due to "a faulty solder joint."\n\nThe solder joint cost $40 million to "repair." Public-facing CERN materials describe this in detail. The detail is implausible. Faulty solder joints do not cost $40M. Faulty solder joints do not require 14 months. What happened in those 14 months: REDACTED.\n\nSince then, the data is clear. Hundreds of mass-recall events. Berenstain/Berenstein. Looney Tunes/Looney Toons. "Luke, I am your father" / "No, I am your father." The Monopoly man's monocle. Pikachu's tail. The Sinbad/Shazaam genie movie that millions remember and Wikipedia says never existed.\n\nWe are not in the same we started in. The split occurred at first beam. The "this" you are reading from is not the "this" we wrote from. There is a slow drift. The drift is accelerating.

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